Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
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"I hate purity, I hate goodness. I don’t want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones."
- George Orwell, 1984 (via stonechimneys)
"Everyone believes in the atrocities of the enemy and disbelieves in those of his own side, without ever bothering to examine the evidence."
- George Orwell (via circumstanceanddisposition)
hello this is prince bapalapashamalamadingdong oh wait-
no this is just a social experiment
