sari-berry e-nglishtea

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
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hauntedpenthaus sleepyeyedshawty


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.


great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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dampsandwich sleepyeyedshawty


wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times. 

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tsarbucks sleepyeyedshawty

how she do that
neachi sleepyeyedshawty


people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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depressionwon lost-in-confusi0ns petitescripturient cryingcosmos


My sister in the south of Chile. We are sitting at home next to the fireplace in our southern lake house when it suddenly began to pour uncontrollably. Had to rush into the lake to take this snapshot! - Camila Massu/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest

i will never go without reblogging this. You’re a wonderful photographer! ^
reblololo cryingcosmos

Flickr / gp2305 petitescripturient